John Cena Officially Vows To Get His Vasectomy Reversed So He Could Knock Up Nikki Bella
People- John Cena agreed to make a life-changing decision to save his relationship with Nikki Bella in the midseason finale of E!’s Total Bellas.
The reconciled couple discussed having children, and the Blockers star revealed he’d had a vasectomy he was now willing to reverse.
“I physically can’t have kids,” Cena, 41, said in Sunday’s episode. “So I’m also telling you that I’m willing to have surgery and then still go through with being a dad.”
“You’re sure, though?” asked Bella, 34. “Are you gonna change your mind?”
“I’m not gonna change my mind,” he insisted. “I would never, ever say something like this.”
As Bella cried that he’d be “the most amazing dad in the world,” Cena pleaded, “Just tell me you love me and that you’ll marry me,” and they sealed it with a kiss.
Wouldja look at that! Cena’s always been very insistent on not having kids, especially with Nikki Bella on ‘Total Divas’/’Total Bellas’, but I always figured he was just saying that he wouldn’t be able to be there for them due to how much he works and whatnot. I thought, maybe one day when he’s all retired from wrestling he’ll settle down and finally give in. Turns out homeboy was dead set on NEVER having kids and has been shootin’ blanks this whole time! Now here’s a joke about that, ready? I hope you’re sitting down for this one.
“YOU CAN’T SEMEN”
Because “You can’t see me”, you know? It’s John Cena’s catchphrase. Like, he does this thing with his hand over his face, he waves it – ahhh forget it.
Congrats to the lovely couple on not only getting back together, but deciding it’s time to make some babies. What a huge step in this beautiful relationship. People Magazine goes on…
However, there may still be trouble ahead: PEOPLE’s exclusive look at the rest of the season showed Bella questioning if she needed to call off the wedding again due to “deeper problems.”
Oh wait a minute…
PEOPLE confirmed earlier this month that they are officially back together.
Alright crisis averted. Couple of the century. Don’t scare me like that ever again.